Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Drum roll, please

And the winner is.....


You may collect your winnings.

Just so I don't forget...

QuitMeter Counter courtesy of

Sunday, October 31, 2004


yo, i'm back,
i'm back.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

I'm back off the cigs again, but this time I have an ace up my sleeve. Literally! Well, not a literal ace, but it is up my sleeve. Or it would be, except I'm wearing a t-shirt.

How am I going to do it? Why, with my exodermal hyperstimulator, that's how. Every time I have a craving, I activate it with a simple pull, and, harnessing the awesome power of the covalent chemical bond, it converts potential energy into kinetic energy, which in turn stimulates sensitive nerve endings on my wrist and stings like hell.

Requires no batteries! Exfoliates! Improves circulation! Mild stimulant! Comes in packs of 100 for two bucks!

Thursday, August 12, 2004

It's been a long time

Hey, wow. It's been a long time since I posted here. What's up y'all? I haven't been smoking for so long - I can't even remember what they taste like. Oh yeah.

I am somewhat preoccupied these days preparing for China. So many things to do. Vaccines, doctors. Certificates, paperwork. Did I say insurance?

I need to right size my life. I guess moving around all the time is counter-productive in my search for simplicity.


Saturday, August 07, 2004

Butt, we're weak!

So here at the Agricola Method this is what most of our ashtrays are lookin' like these days. If you have been a watcher/participatant/cheerleader for/with us then don't be put off by the fact that some of us are weak, very weak. Frank Castle and Kiki are still going strong... and so can you!

Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Butt it out...

Agricola Method Theme Song?!?!?

Thursday, July 01, 2004


how about a potluck sunday night to prepare those who are getting back on track monday? that would be so much fun. agricola-method is falling apart, we must solidify.